This should be put on a sign and hung on the boy's bedroom door:
Lesson #440: NEVER, under ANY circumstances, let the boy sleep in your room or bed. You will be crowded out, the blankets will be kicked off, and you will either freeze to death or suffer injuries to your kidneys.
Julia and Allison learned this last night. Allison is limping around this morning. Julia at least tried to use her Teddy Bear as a failed blockade. Matthew is well rested and happy.
