* While watching television, there was a line in a show that I had to explain to Julia referencing "Theodore Bundy." I said, "Ted Bundy. He was a serial killer." Julia thinks for a second and says, "Why does he kill cereal?"
* Matthew has just informed me that I have to take care of his "invisible slimer dog" when he's at school.
* Why is it when you go to the doctor they give you 30 seconds to ask questions, but 30 minutes to change into a paper gown (so mostly you sit there naked in the "gown of shame" until they get around to returning)?
* Today Matthew asked me when he would get to ride on a dolphin. I said right after I got to. So, he said, "You're going to ride on a dolphin? Can I come?"
* It felt wrong to be told by a high school kid who dialed our phone by accident that I sound "pretty cute" on the phone. However, it was quite disturbing when he said he'd like me to call back to talk "anytime...word". Ohh, and is "word" the new "like"???
