Why you should hide scissors until kids are at least 10

Thinking we were home free and no longer had to hide the scissors, we were proven wrong by one of our children. Again.

The scary thing is, it took us most of the day to notice it. We just thought he slept weird.

Notice the expert random cutting technique commonly only seen in drunk teenage girls (think "16 Candles") and cheapskates...

 

Can I make this as painful and difficult as possible for Dad? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

 

See, I didn't have to go get a haircut. Mission accompished!

 

This is what happens when dad cuts my hair. At least he didn't use a chainsaw.