Matthew's Special Doctor

While waiting for Allison to finish her appointment at the dentist, I was trying to keep Matthew occupied.

I said, "Matthew, guess where you're going tomorrow?"

Matthew said, "Where?"

I answered, "The doctor."

He looked scared, so I added,
"It's the boys doctor."

Matthew thought about this for a second and then quickly asked,
"Is that the penis tickling doctor?"


Yes, Matthew, it is. It's the pediatric urologist. It's Matthew's surgical follow-up to see if he is all done with surgeries or if he requires more plumbing modifications.