Monday, August 10, 2009

Life Cycle of a Newly Minted Kindergartener




6:00-6:30am - Awaken excited. Dress fairly fast. Brush teeth and sink (don't ask).


6:30-7:00am - Eat, run around in circles, tackle dog, try repeatedly to turn on TV


7:00-7:05am - Walk, skip, leap, occasionally trip and fall on way to bus stop


7:05-7:10am - Show everyone lunchbox ...whether or not they want to see it.


7:11 am - Board bus


7:12am - 2:44pm - ?????????? (I'm sure it was fun)


2:45 pm - Disembark from bus, slightly sweaty, still quite excited


2:50pm - Arrive home, throw backpack, run to Wii and turn on Lego Star Wars


2:51-4:00pm -


Scream at sisters about how "a force is not with you" and have sisters scream back, "Stop killing me Matthew!" Inform mom, "Sorry mom, a force is not with you."


4:01pm - Demand spaghetti. Now.


4:02pm - Apologize to mom for being sassy.


4:03pm - Ask nicely for spaghetti.


4:05pm - Inhale spaghetti, try to return to Lego Star Wars...which is somehow now missing.


4:06 - ??? pm - Cry pathetically to emphasize displeasure at the interruption of game


5:15-6:45 pm - Go to pool and play, jump, splash, and burn lots of energy.


6:50 pm - Arrive home


6:51-7:00 pm - Run around naked


7:00-7:10 pm - Start shower; use entire bottle of shampoo. Again.


7:10-7:30 pm - Finish showering (aka - flooding the bathroom) and put on PJs


7:31-7:59 - Eat ice cream, resume search for Lego Star Wars


8:00pm - Pass out in mom's bed after being upset that Lego Star Wars is still mysteriously missing...




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