Saturday, November 14, 2009

Matthew-ese


Matthew has himself his own language. I thought I'd share a few memorable examples of it with you:

"Hotdonalds" = McDonalds
Example: "Ohh, I get a toy from Hotdonalds? Maybe?"

"Maybe" = We think he uses this as a period? He says it after just about everything.
Example: "I eat chocolate? Maybe?"

"By accident" = NOT by accident
Example: "She gave me a dollar, by accident." This actually means "I took a dollar from her. On purpose."

The last is not really a language, just something funny he said (and did). He likes to be tickled. And, you don't actually have to touch him for him to giggle uncontrollably. He also snorts when he wants you to stop tickling him. That's funny. But, last night, he was giggling so hard that he also "stepped on a frog". It was rather unpleasant, so we said, "Matthew, you stink!" He answered with, "No, that was just a tickle-fart!"

Ohhh - I had to just put that picture on of Brian. For those unfamilar with Reno 911, Brian is dressed up as officer Jim Dangle.

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