You think you know how to play solitaire? Try playing with Matthew. He's really helpful, and has all sorts of helpful tips that will make your game interesting. For example, he will point out which cards are "wrong". Face cards are wrong, Jokers are wrong. He will remove all the black cards from your deck because he only likes the red cards (but, only the red number cards because the face cards, even the RED face cards, are just "wrong"). And by remove I mean he will pick them up from in front of you and won't give them back. Cathy took her game to a new level of difficulty with Matthew helping her out.
Lesson # 428: Never play Solitaire with a 4-year old. Just give them some scissors to run with, ply them with candy, or give them their own deck (if you are lucky enough to have a spare). You could try playing in the bathroom, but even that probably wouldn't work. Lesson #47 taught us that. To refresh your memory...
Lesson #47: "If you are in the bathroom, you must be doing something completely interesting and exciting that demands observation and attention by anyone in the house under the age of 10. This includes your children, your children's friends, your pets, random neighbor pets, and anyone else who might be passing on the street." Lesson #47 also applies to when you are in the shower.
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