Thursday, December 03, 2020

2020 - The year we all became Vegas

 

(Everybody’s losing money, it’s acceptable to drink anytime, we’re rarely appropriately dressed, and nobody has any idea what day it is)

 

·         Amanda graduated …and we celebrated with a nice yard sign (that’s the same, right?)

·         Julia got to live the college dream of drinking with her parents on her 21st birthday! 

·         Allison cannot appropriately express in words how thoroughly she is enjoying the academic splendor that is Zoom University.

·         Hiked almost enough to burn off the crazy caused by the pandemic.  Almost.

·         Matthew finally surpassed Julia and is now 2nd in the Linskey Family height competition (but he still won’t eat vegetables!)

Amanda – Cal Poly SLO 2020 Graduate (BS Forestry, Biology minor)

Before the forests were all on fire, they were closed because of Covid.  And then earthquakes.  So, nobody was hiring Forestry graduates. 

Forestry grads make excellent Vons grocery store deli clerks. 

“Like two children in the back of a minivan fighting over a bag of Cheetos.”  – Amanda’s review of the first Presidential debate

Working in the deli has inspired Amanda to apply to the renowned Exotic Animal and Training Management program at Moorpark College.

 

Julia – College Senior (CSU–Long Beach – Nursing)

Escaped the house to do zoom classes from an apartment in Long Beach and work at a smoothie shop.  She’s the most sane of us all now.

Learned that RuPaul is NOT a drag RACER. 

Admitted that she thought “Houston” was the guy astronauts called with their problems. 

“Leg elbow” – the phrase Julia uses when she forgets the easily forgotten technical term of “knee.”

“My entire childhood is summed up by the sound of a kickball hitting you on the side of the head.” -Julia’s comment on her graceful youth

 

Allison – College Sophomore (CSU Monterey Bay - Marine Science)   

Gets exhausted by taking naps.

Realized after 7 seasons of Letterkenny that it was based in Canada and NOT Ireland.

Might transfer schools, which still means classes in her fabulously appointed bedroom/potential Covid isolation room.

“Me: 0   Sesame: 2”  - Allison, after her second “incident” with her dietary archnemesis.  And, Kelly learned there is sesame in breadcrumbs.

 

Matthew – High School Sophomore (St. Bonaventure High School)

FINALLY got to take his drivers test…and passed with a better score than his sisters (and he reminds them every chance he gets).

“Matthew, if your toast isn’t darker than me then it’s not toast.” (Julia)

“I have to study the Holy Trilogy for my religion final.” – Matthew during spring final exams in his room

“Your honor, I disagree because that’s stupid.” – Allison impersonating Matthew if he were to become a lawyer

 

Bucky – age 13 ½ - “Wow, how old is your dog?”

Discovered he is a very jealous boy when he had to share the stage with a shunned and temporarily adopted cliff swallow named Reginald. 

Reginald was number one on his list of “foods that MUST be tried.”  He failed, but not for lack of trying.

“This dog has had more flavor in his lifetime than a Medieval English peasant.” (Julia)

Has added mechanical boxes and his own shadow to his list of “things that must be barked at.”

Has started wearing a light-up collar at night.  This is partly so he can be seen, and partly so he can fulfill his dream of being a disco dog.

 


 

 

We thankfully managed to get through 2020 with a few adventures, a lot of Netflix, sufficient toilet paper, and our sanity minimally intact.   

Along with everyone else in the world (except maybe mask manufacturers and Zoom investors), we hope 2021 brings an effective vaccine, a return to school, something that resembles “normal,” and hopefully a HUGE party! 

Happy New Year! 

(It just has to be better than last year! )


 

 

 

 

 


 

Todd, Kelly, Amanda, Julia, Allison, Matthew and Bucky













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